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Pauper’s Stew

Tom Dineen

(Serves 6-8) original recipe!

While driving home from wherever, keep your eyes peeled for recent roadkill or steer for the squirrel darting in front of your car. One medium sized raccoon or 2 squirrels will do.

Immediately upon arrival home throw in pot of boiling water for 20 minutes. The hide will peel off easily. Cut into 3/4 inch cubes. Mix cubes in roaster oven with 6-8 old potatoes – leave the eyes on. Send the spouse out to the local buffet and pick up the left-overs from the salad bar. Mix in roaster with potatoes, meat, and 16 oz of leftover hamburger gravy. Simmer all day on low.

Serve on toast. This is the REAL sh*t on a shingle.

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